DELUSIONAL GOALS: 100 DAYS OF EXPERIMENTS
I set a goal I had no business setting.
I missed it by nearly half.
It was still the best month my business has ever had.
Delusional Goals is one workshop in a room, 100 days of experiments and a group of people who won't let you go back to being sensible.
£75 until 30 November.£150 from 1 December. Only 10 places in the room, or join online.
The story
I saw somebody online setting what they called delusional goals. I thought it sounded daft.
Then I tried it.
I set myself a goal of filling 500 workshop spaces in 30 days. I reached more than 260.
That's a miss of nearly half. It was also roughly four months of normal sales in one month. A sensible goal would have been easy to hit, and I'd have got nowhere near that.
The number you miss isn't the point. The number you'd never have reached otherwise is.
No vision boards were harmed
There's nothing magic in this. No manifesting, and no putting it out to the universe. You choose something big enough to change how you act, then you find out what works, one small experiment at a time.
What happens
01
You say it out loud
In person on 4 December or 5 January, or live online on 4 January.
You write the goal you almost didn't want to write, in your own handwriting. Then you work out your first experiment, small enough to start straight away.
02
You test it
100 days from Monday 11 January.
Every week you set your experiments, try them and report back to the group on what happened. That might be one or a couple, depending on your goal and the stage you're at. What you learn shapes what comes next, so your experiments shift and change along with your goal.
03
You see how far it got you
Tuesday 20 April.
We finish together online and look at what's changed, including the goal itself. It's allowed to move when you've learned something.
What’s included
The Delusional Goals workshop: in person on 4 December or 5 January, or live online on 4 January
The online course: nine short videos and the workbook
A new private WhatsApp group for accountability, opening 4 January
Online meet-ups on 11 January, 8 February, 8 March and 12 April
A final meet-up on Day 100
In-person workshop
Friday 4 December 2026, 10.30am to 1.30pm
The Clubhouse, Glasgow
10 places
Second in-person workshop
Tuesday 5 January 2027, 10.30am to 1.30pm
The Clubhouse, Glasgow
10 places
Live online workshop
Monday 4 January 2027
2.30pm to 4.30pm or 6.30pm to 8.30pm
100 days, together
Day 1 Monday 11 January 2027
Day 100 Tuesday 20 April 2027
Online meet-ups: 11 January, 8 February, 8 March, 12 April.
Each gets a written summary.
What you leave with
One goal, written down in your own handwriting
A simple way to set your experiments each week, based on what the last ones taught you
A timeline that runs backwards from a year away to your first morning
THE CARDIGAN OF DOUBT
“Is that realistic though?”
You'll meet it as soon as you tell someone your goal. "Is that realistic though?" "I just don't
want you to be disappointed." It's soft, warm and well meant, and you put it on and get
smaller.
Most of the time, you knitted it yourself. In this course you'll learn to say: "Thanks, I'm
warm enough."
What people say
"Most goal setting is a polite negotiation with what you already believe you're allowed to
have. Jen's Delusional Goal skips the negotiation. You pick the thing that makes you wince
when you say it out loud, and then she shows you it was never the goal that was
unrealistic, just that traditional goal setting (yawn) isn't the only way. Mine was instigating
and having conversations with some fairly big players, when I'd normally rather stab a biro
pen into my leg. I'd still be sensibly, boringly, circling them otherwise."
Delusional Goals participant
Who it's for
People who are quietly ambitious and a bit fed up of being sensible about it. Your goal can be business or personal, and most people find theirs is a bit of both.
Who it's not for
Anyone looking for a guru. It's not coaching, and it's not manifesting. There's a workbook, and you'll have to write in it.
DELUSIONAL GOALS: 100 DAYS OF EXPERIMENTS
Price
£75
£75 until 30 November. £150 from 1 December.
That's the workshop, the online course, the group, the meet-ups and your 100 days.
ABOUT ME
I'm Jennifer
McGlone.
I run Braw Wee Craft Club in Glasgow and work with creative businesses as The Creativity Consultant. I've spent 27 years in the creative industries, and I'm running my own 100 Days of Action alongside the founding group.
FAQs
Can I do it without coming to the workshop?
Yes. You can join online for the same price, with the live online workshop, videos, workbook, WhatsApp group and meet-ups. You start your 100 days with everyone else on 11 January.
I can't make 4 December. What now?
Come on 5 January instead, or join live online on 4 January at 2.30pm or 6.30pm. The content is the same, and your 100 days begin on 11 January.
Where's the workshop?
The Clubhouse, Suite 119, Central Chambers, Glasgow. Use the 106 Hope Street entrance. 10.30am to 1.30pm on both 4 December and 5 January.
How much time will it take?
The videos are about 50 minutes in total, and the workbook takes roughly an hour if you do it properly. Which you should. After that, you need time for your experiments each week, which might be one or a couple.
What if I miss a meet-up?
You'll get a summary of each meet-up afterwards.
Do I have to share my goal?
No. Nothing you write has to be shown to anyone, and you choose what you read out.
Can I get a refund?
No, we don't offer refunds.
You already know your sensible goal.
You could say it at a networking event without flinching.
This is for the other one. The one you've never said out loud. Come and write it down, and let's find out how far it gets you.
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